Oh geez this feels so good; everybody should try this, if your a guy ; ) . . .

Well I live with my lady love, recently her oldest " Houseplant/ Rocket-Scientist / Sun " broke up with his ' friend with benefits / girlfriend " ; actually she dumped him since he has more than a few issues.

However at 27 years old there should be some 'signs' of the man within the boy, but it seems you glasses must have an expired prescription because I cannot see it . . .

FIVE WEEKS ! ! ! of two hour daily strategy phone calls to get this girl back, midnight crying sessions; pledges of (unfortunately) "UNdying" love, interspersed with episodes of scrams of frustration that this woman will not return his pleading texts ! ! !

The funniest part (in a very sad way) is that DAILY he texts HER MOTHER four times to intercede on his behalf; this is AFTER 4 weeks (we are entering week five now).

The great part for me is I am building up some serious "Street Cred" and 'Brownie points' with his mother, simply by not grabbing his hair and flushing his head in the toilet ! ! !

Two weeks ago his mother had to go to work the next day (he had the next day off). He phoned from his room at 10 pm and spoke a long while, Midnight he rephoned for another 40 minutes, 2am another lengthy call, 4am after his short phone call he declares " I am tired; I might go to sleep now ".

I start reaching for the knife (Benchmade ADAMAS 275 [ refer other Blog posts herein Steemit ]) and start toward the side of the bed. His mother reaches over and smiles and grabs my arm to keep me from leaving the room...

So today I am doing his washing and I find a smallish pair of silky " Victoria Secret " ' catalog collection ' silk underwear and think to myself; " why not "...

AND . . .

I gotta tell yah, these things feel awesome ! ! !

Little bit of an " Junk " ' issue ' but I gotta say there is no signs of that like panty edgeing discomfort sitting in these knickers . . .

Honestly; I have not checked out the price, but being ' Victoria Secret ' I am thinking she might ask about them if I ever hear from her again. But what the heck I feel I have 'earned the right' to have some nice things in my life; so I am keeping them...

They were in his washing and I found them doing the housework after being washed; I had been wearing them for around 30 minutes when I started to suddenly think ? ' herpes ' ??? ; )

Oh well; To late now and you have to live dangerously some times, right ?