What do you want to be when you grow up? 2019

"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"A Barista!"
"Hmm...okayyyy...."
"I LOVE COFFEE!!!"
"What about you, young man? What do you want to be when you grow up?"
"I wanna be a chemtrail plane pilot!"
"WHAT?! Why?"
"They make $435,000 dollars a year!"
"Dammit."