OMFG!!! I think I pissed my pants just now. Poor Mikey is likely in the bathroom losing his cookies. I can just see the duckface. I was ready for the nipple twist next but Mikey ran. Boom is certainly on, I mean onto, something here. The plot thickens.
He is onto something indeed. Who would have thought that an Alien conspiracy would be lurking in plain sight!
I think Mikey liked the dance really :OD