Oh man!!!! That is insane. "Police: Perp repeatedly tried to penetrate a parked vehicle" Hahahah

And the fact that he took the bathroom selfie flexing goes perfectly with the LA Fitness situation.

I mean how fucked up does a person have to be to go that far???? Plus if you are that drunk you would think he would get wisky dick anyway and wouldn't be able to satisfy that car muffler. LOL

He has been through enough at this point. He is already going to have to move to another state. Might as well tell him he needs to only do that kind of stuff in the privacy of his own garage. I'm sure the local news paper will pick it up and he will be further humiliated. LOL

He probably got cut on that rusty pipe as well. I guess everyone has a fetish. Hahhaha. Ok....I'm done with the jokes.... that is just too funny though.