Hey mastertree!
Yeah, they ask for the pinky, and then they want to grab the whole hand and shove it up their arse!
Just as a point of interest, care to explain your train of thought on the barbershop comment? because cold hard hairy sex came to mind, and then that lead to revenge sex with your ex's layer... and then I had to work that into context - was an interesting process!
Haha, yeah.. Barbers floor. That was really taken from a saying here that
He's so desperate he would shag a barbers floor
As in the clouds he would get to a particular something lol
haha, I see. I have never heard that saying before - at least now I know!
It's a cracker!