Five Types Of People You See At The Library
1.An idiot Skyping their boyfriend/girlfriend
When computers are sparse, the most annoying person in the world is that soppy git skyping their partner when you need three vital minutes on Google. They’re not even in the library to study, instead they’re taking up vital space with comments like ‘I love you bubba, no there are no hot people in my halls’. Yeah right.
- The Awkward Guy (Or Girl)
These students come to finish their homework in peace, only to be disrupted by their own phone blaring an embarrassing ringtone or their laptop unexpectedly playing the song they had pulled up on the browser on full volume.The struggle is real.
- The Social Butterfly
There’s always that one person who rolls up to the library with their squad, somehow overlooking the quiet zone signs and pathetically attempting to whisper to their friends (it’s more of an awkwardly loud noise) about last night’s “crazy” occurrence or something irrelevant that nobody cares to overhear.
- A victim of an energy drink overdose
Generally buzzing all over the library, this student has probably been awake for 53 hours. There are 15 empty cans of Red Bull by their desk and an essay full of words that don’t actually exist in the English language.
- The Diligent Worker
These is the person who always sit down, do their work, get sh*t done and leave. No time is wasted on their phones, doodling in their notebooks or socializing with their buddies.
