This Will Change Your Life [Warning]

bearman (25)in #life • 8 years ago

This is the most important article you will ever come across.

There is no easy way to put what I'm about to tell you. Your life as you know it might change as a result of the following information. In the end the choice of making the change is up to you. You, and you only, are responsible for you and your decisions.

Ignorance is bliss. I fully understand if you're not ready for something of this magnitude. Just close the tab now...

To mentally help you prepare for the ideas I'm about to discuss I have to start from the very beginning:

Big bang. As you might know we, humans, evolved from some little things that look like abominated frogs. They were swimming around in the oceans until one day they realized their life is hella lame there so they got up on the beach. Now what happened here is that their brains evolved too. The evolved semen-frogs were now roaming the earth now only in sea but on land too. Soon some cool specimen grew wings!

After several years of this progress (at least like, a million or so, I know it's a very big number) the semen-frogs started looking more like our hairy friends, monkeys. Did you know that we share our DNA with them? No way! I know right, it's just NUTS! Absolutely mad! Monkeys are actually very smart, NASA has 100 highly trained chimpanzees making extensive research on extraterrestrial life right now! I know right, how insane this thing we call life is!

Now, let me blow your mind.

After a few more years the semen-frog-monkeys became an organism we now know as the homo sapiens. Yup, that's you. Amazing, isn't it. Truly. Just a few years ago you were a semen-frog and now you're a fully grown human, doing human things! Wow! Damn...

This means that we're all equal. This is YOUR own reality. You're not at fault. What you are is a direct reaction to the environment you've grown in. Procrastination is merely low self-control. Take back the steering wheel. Fuck impulses. You're better than that. You're a human, primitive emotions are just that, primitive, deep down you're an intelligent calculator. Success isn't given, go and get it, now! What doesn't kill you will only hurt a whole lot and cause you suffering.

You're rational and beautiful. You're not worthless. Emotions are just that, emotions, don't let them control your life.

War? Drought? Fuck that. Fix it. You know you can because you're smart. You're smarter than you think. Brilliant people belittle their self-worth. Self pity is a mark of greatness. Look at your actions from a 3rd person view and just fix them. Anxiety is irrational fear. You're rational so simply stop feeling useless emotions. Love isn't useless though. You can find love from anywhere. Love the universe. It already loves you.

You're a direct descendant of motherfucking Plato. Did you know that? He was your grandgrandgrandgrandgrandgrandpa, damn cool ain't it. You can do anything if you believe in yourself. Start believing. If you moved your ass you could fix the greenhouse emissions right now. Microdose LSD. Find your passion. Stop the big companies from destroying our world. End the conspiracy against life. How can the aliens compete when we have you!

Science says that 79% of people greatly underestimate their mental powers. Instead of doing it they're reading inane articles online for "motivation" or watching the Kardashians on TV. If their combined processing power was unlocked we'd be living in a utopia now. No war. No shortage on food. Unlimited free health care for everyone. No issues whatsoever. Perfect harmony. Equality. No Putin. One world state. What's stopping that? Nothing. You have the solution in you. You have the key within.

Just do it!

Be yourself! Take action!

Take a cold shower! It's refreshing and unlocks the potential of your amazing brain.

Enjoy life!

Good vibes!

Go find passion from India with other rich "true travelers" and live a "minimalist" lifestyle!

If you thought this post was "moronic" you clearly did not understand the complex ideas I was trying to convey. Try doing some brain exercises. When you feel ready and mature enough come back and read the text slowly, at least three times in a lotus position for maximized mental faculty (if it took you this long you need all the help you can get).