What would you do if you were a woman for one day?
We surveyed a bunch of drunken men met at a provincial bar during a farewell celibacy and put the fateful question to him:
Tell me something, what would you surely do if you were a woman for one day?
I think I would be cold.
I would wear all kinds of bra to understand the difference between knitwear, sportswear, lace and so on. The next day, as man, fresh of my research I would patent a scrotum-bra and became rich.
I would talk to my girl friends to find out how much their attitude changes when I'm alone among women.
Beat my roommate at videogames.
I would enter the engineering faculty hall to ask who can help me calculate the volume of my tits.
I would do a pap test and a mammogram. But my answer does not count, I'm hypochondriac.
I would offer drink to guys just to fuck the system.
I would test high heels on different terrains. Then, when I gonna build my home, I'll use the hardest terrain to go through with high heels to surround a private area forbidden to women.
I would spend the day chatting with horny men on facebook. At the end of the day I would have a nice bath, proud of giving false hopes to inept men.
I would rob a bank. The next day, as man, nobody would recognize me anymore.
I would mess with a friend of mine and his annoying girlfriend…to set him free!
I'm going to seduce the guy of the girl I like and I'll send her some photos of us in compromising behavior. The next day, as I return man and she returned single, we could finally love each other.
I would feel new kinds of anxiety I didn’t know how to handle and it would be the worst day of my life.
I would try to balance different objects on my tits.
I would drink so much alcohol to find out what kind of drunk female I am: the one that weeps or the one that becomes easy.
I would experiment what does it means not to understand myself.
If I become a woman for a day the only thing I would want would become a man again.
Become woman for a day will not make the hair disappear from our legs. So, I think if I became a woman, I would always be traumatized on seeing such feminine legs so hairy.
Lesbian sex.
If I became a woman for a day, and on that day I would have my period...damn!