Well if she is your mom can do it for free. I just thought it was a random on looker checking out my work and was like - hey I like that - can I put that on my blog. And I was like...mmmmm
Oh fuck no. Get yo ass paid. But it will have to be in normal dollars because she doesn't know what SBD means. She does old school shit like, writes checks and puts them in the mail. Also, she doesn't get internet at her house so she won't see this till Monday when she goes into town.
It isn't lost on me that you just offered it for free. You get mad points for that because I love my Momma. But trust me; She knows what art is worth.
P.S. I am working on a piece for you.
I saw that smut contest, and I thought about what to write for it for a good minute. I had a beautiful piece written in my head about how much it turns me on when girls cry while I'm fucking them, but, as you can see; my mom reads these blogs.
Shit, I guess I can just leave it in the comments over there. Nevermind. I'm dumb.
Well... Your kinda creepy.... Do you think I could butter up your Ma and maybe she'll enter my smut contest instead?
I mean if the kinky apple falls from the tree and all that....yeah why am I even asking you for the porn goods I bet your Ma has the magic writer/visual mind.
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Well if she is your mom can do it for free. I just thought it was a random on looker checking out my work and was like - hey I like that - can I put that on my blog. And I was like...mmmmm
Oh fuck no. Get yo ass paid. But it will have to be in normal dollars because she doesn't know what SBD means. She does old school shit like, writes checks and puts them in the mail. Also, she doesn't get internet at her house so she won't see this till Monday when she goes into town.
It isn't lost on me that you just offered it for free. You get mad points for that because I love my Momma. But trust me; She knows what art is worth.
P.S. I am working on a piece for you.
https://steemit.com/contest/@porn-watch/vices-and-vanity-steemit-smut-contest-1-a-writer-s-challenge-needful-things-free-write I hope you get it in in time. I also gave you a few shoutouts on @porn-watch so as you know... I might have named you a plot to kidnap a few women.
I saw that smut contest, and I thought about what to write for it for a good minute. I had a beautiful piece written in my head about how much it turns me on when girls cry while I'm fucking them, but, as you can see; my mom reads these blogs.
Shit, I guess I can just leave it in the comments over there. Nevermind. I'm dumb.
Well... Your kinda creepy.... Do you think I could butter up your Ma and maybe she'll enter my smut contest instead?
I mean if the kinky apple falls from the tree and all that....yeah why am I even asking you for the porn goods I bet your Ma has the magic writer/visual mind.