HAHA, just you wait... just you wait... I would not put it past them. Give them a few years. I mean, they have even put a bill to fine men for masturbation (although it is supposed to be satirical...but who knows maybe they will actually pass it).

https://thehill.com/homenews/state-watch/323624-texas-state-rep-proposes-fines-for-masturbation

Loving the Patreon link btw :)