RE: The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly - LGBT+ Edition Week 5
I wanted to post on Chrispheros' post a question.
He mentioned "abnormal masturbation"
I wanted to ask, "What is abnormal masturbation?
I'm in my 50's, given that I started at maybe 13 or so, maybe an average of 5 times a week (peak in the teens), tapered off during times when I had an unholy partner or two, then picked up again at times, let's call it, maybe 40 years or so, for a total of let's say, 12,480, but let's round it to maybe 14,500.
Have I been doing wrong? I feel like I kinda have it really nailed down apt, but, what is Abnormal masturbation? Can you post a dlive video of how to do it, so I don't make a mistake any more?"
But I didn't. I googled "abnormal masturbation" and got distracted.
Let's just say, I ended my night watching Weird Hockey Scores on Youtube, and the path from abnormal masturbation to there was an awesome adventure.
I remember an episode of ER where a teen came in with dermal abrasion from wanking. Is that abnormal? Could that be what he meant?
Trust me, I'm a doctor.
Ahh, karma ... this has been a very difficult, frustrating day for me, between having to redo the translations and reduce the award for The Good because it comes entirely from my meager wallet.
So thank you. I needed a laugh.