I was hoping against hope that at least one real, true-to-life Lana would read this.

You are my very first relying Lana! I shall remember this forever or for a few days.

If it’s any consolation (and I truly meant no offense), where I’m from, my name backwards can also mean “quiet repetitive burp” so I empathize with your backwards-name bullying.

And I will try my hardest to make it up to you soon!