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in #ladys5 years ago

A man is tired of his daily work and his wife stays at home all day. He hopes that his wife can understand how he works hard every day. So he prayed and prayed: Lord Almighty, I work outside for eight hours every day, and my wife is just staying in the house, I want her to know me, how I lived, please let me and her Change your body for a day! Amen. The infinitely intelligent Lord fulfilled his wishes.

The next morning, he woke up, of course, as a woman. He got up and prepared for his other half to wake up, wake up the children, put on school uniforms, feed breakfast, pretend their lunch, then drive them to school, go home, pick out the clothes that need dry cleaning, and send them The dry cleaners, on the way back, also went to the bank, then went to the supermarket to purchase, returned home, put down things, and paid the bills and settled the check.

When he cleaned the cat box and showered the dog, it was already a little afternoon. He hurriedly made the bed, washed the clothes, vacuumed the carpet, dusted, cleaned, and scrubbed the kitchen floor. He rushed to the school to pick up the children, and they argued with them on the way back. He prepared snacks and milk, urged the children to do their homework, and then set up the ironing board while watching TV.

At half past four, he began to cut potatoes, washed vegetables for salads, breaded pork chop, peeled off fresh beans, and prepared dinner. After dinner, he began to clean up the kitchen, open the dishwasher, stack the cleaned clothes, bathe the children, and send them to bed.

At nine o'clock in the evening, he could not hold it. However, his daily routine was not over yet. He climbed into the bed, and there were people looking forward to him, he must, and can't complain.

Early the next morning, when he woke up, he squatted at the bed and prayed to the Lord: Lord, I really don't know what I think, how can I be stupid enough that my wife can stay at home all day? Please, oh! Please, let us change it back!

The Lord of Infinite Wisdom, answer him: My child, I think you have already suffered, and I will be very happy to let everything return to its original state. but. ......

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