So, apparently koala brothels (bestiality) are a thing.

Yes, just when I thought the headlines I read all the time couldn't get weirder than say... Pizzagate and the international satanic pedo ring that appears to run multiple governments I get to this beauty of an article.

AUSTRALIA: 20 KOALAS RESCUED FROM ANIMAL BROTHEL-

Here's the beginning of the article:
Pinjarra | Australian Federal agents cracked down on unsuspecting party goers in a privately owned petting zoo yesterday where more than 40 arrests were made over allegations of bestiality and animal cruelty, reports the Western Australian Herald this morning.

Here's the link- http://worldnewsdailyreport.com/australia-20-koalas-rescued-from-animal-brothel/?utm_campaign=shareaholic&utm_medium=facebook&utm_source=socialnetwork

In my best GW impersonation: I was SHOCKED!!!! but I wasn't surprised!