A Boring Knight

A Boring Knight desired a hat that they would throw. It is a weird and wonderful undertaking, to most, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. A hat would be the item that was opted for.

A Boring Knight looked for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally play with. It is considered to be an astonishing operation, to me, but not to the Knight, who had decided it would be fun. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

A Boring Knight always kept a piece of paper that they sometimes insert somewhere. It might have been a fairly funny idea, to you and me, but not to the Knight, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item chosen.

A Boring Knight carried a can of coke that they sometimes experiment on. It should have been a fairly weird undertaking, to me, but not to the Knight, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a can of coke is the thing to select.

A Boring Knight looked for a piece of paper to throw. It would have been an unusual approach to life, to most, but not to the Knight, who considered it would be awesome. Remarkably, a piece of paper would be the thing that was opted for.

A Boring Knight found a magic 8 ball that they would break. One might consider this to be an original idea, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who feels it would be stunning. Strangely, a magic 8 ball is the thing that was chosen.