A Foolish Knight

A Foolish Knight often carried a stapler to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a weird undertaking, to most, but not to the Knight, who thought that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Knight carried a bag of poop that they liked to eat. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful action, to you, but not to the Knight, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

A Foolish Knight always had with them a rubber johnny that they sometimes experiment on. It might have been an astonishing activity, to my grandma, but not to the Knight, who feels it was simply life. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was opted for.

A Foolish Knight wanted a rubber chicken that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a different undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Knight, who assumed that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken was the item that was selected.

A Foolish Knight always carried a lava lamp that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Knight, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the thing that was chosen.

A Foolish Knight had a toilet brush that they would often throw. It is an exciting idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Knight, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a toilet brush is the thing to select.