Boring King

Boring King desperately looked for a painting of a melon that they would often embrace. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my dad, but not to the King, who expected that the idea was stunning. Remarkably, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

Boring King desperately wanted a block of cheese that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to me and my husband, but not to the King, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. A block of cheese was the chosen thing.

Boring King desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would put in the bath with him. It might have been an unusual exercise, to me, but not to the King, who expected it was awesome. Who would have imagined, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Boring King carried a sword that they would hug. It might have been a fairly original suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the King, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. A sword was the item that was chosen.

Boring King desperately wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be an extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the King, who considered it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a set of lego having that done to it

Boring King desperately looked for a sword that they liked to cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to you and me, but not to the King, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a sword was the thing that was selected.