I swear of Lordt, the Iluminati behind dis Coronavirus.

They took they bitch-asses down to China, associated wit whoever da fuck run da shit to make da virus, n' told muthafuckas to travel da world to spread it like a ho's legs! I ain't ready to have to stay in my house for two weeks cuz of dis.

Not to mention da Illuminati comin' after me when they found out I'm cool wit Anonymous now.

And y'all wanna know da real fucked up thang about dis shit?

Lisa Simpson tellin' da truth right here:

Courtesy: r/Bitcoin

Illuminati put dis shit together to keep us distracted from they real plan. Keep ya third eye open, my niggas. It's a jungle out dere. You don't wanna miss everythang.