My Most Unbelievable Free Curb Find EVER, Also The PERFECT Hard Fork Parting Gift For Where The Sun Don't Shine!
Now nobody needs to fuck him!!
Pressure was mounting to find a way to express my thoughts on the hostile takeover and censorship. It was taking too long.
Since I normally post on items I salvage and resell from curbside recycling, I was having a hard time coming up with the right words...
Until I literally tripped on this on my street the other day...
...just before the big pump!
It even has a clamp for extra attachments to further stroke an ego.
So, as Ned fucked us over for a lifetime of shame, new ownership will never have to ask the community they burned if they want to fuck them ever again.
I'll just need $400 in Steem transferred into my account before the fork so I can dump it once I get my Hive tokens.
Don't wait. Demand will skyrocket as people are forced into lockdown around here.
It also adjusts to endless angles, including vertical so you can still censor the posts you don't like without missing any action.
Just watch out for the pump and dump after the split.
True to form, here's the proof. On the sidewalk near my apartment without a scratch. I had to do a little research to figure out what the heck it was, but saw that it retailed for well over $500 new with the accessories. Thankfully, no toys were found. It's also pretty heavy at over 17 pounds, so a big win-win for the environment.
In all seriousness, I'm not trying to be a dick. Just giving you a hard time for fun.
If you need help with how to use it, ask Ned. He's got a whole set of tips.
132 pounds of other salvaged curbside items recently saved and sold.
Dude! I should definitely visit you when I get a chance so I can see what's happening with my own eyes. your town is amazing man! :D
Ironically, I read on one of the censorship posts that Steemit is admitting it on their blog, and since the communities thing I have no idea how to even find their post, lol.
Crazy find, and imaginative use of it for the post.
Well, their post certainly isn’t on trending as it got downvoted to oblivion! 😆
But here’s their page if you want to see it... on the Hive site of course! Gotta settle in...
https://hive.blog/@steemitblog
Lol. That's quite a find. I wonder how someone orders one of those and is like, "nah, I'll pass"
Given how frustrated some of the girls I know in my city are getting with their dating lives frozen, I'm dumbfounded that someone would just toss this at the point of a potential lockdown. They literally had all of the bells and whistles with all of the extra attachments. Maybe it was emotionally attached to a breakup or the partner put their foot down that it had to go. Cam girls are sadly on the rise with people losing jobs... so...
Hahaha you are such a boss. This post is awesome. Re-Steemed!
Wait ... will we say Re-hived in the future? Doesn’t have the same ring to it. 🤔
How about “cross-pollinated?” 😁 🐝 🌸
Lololol
Seeing you get censored created a rapid chain of events over here to make this post and lay it on thick. Nobody messes with Lea on my watch. Thanks for the re-hive to create some more buzz.
Haha, classic! See you on the other side bro!
What is it. Some sort of camera gear?
It's a variable speed sex toy machine.
I think you should donate it to Justin.
I was hoping he'd buy it, but I coulllddd ship it to their HQ. Decisions decisions.