Funny resignation case.

in #justforfun6 years ago

Email ntawm ib qho ntawm cov neeg siv qhov rais rau Mr. Bill Gates ntawm Microsoft

Ntsiab lus: Cov teeb meem nrog kuv lub computer tshiab

Nyob zoo Mr. Bill Gates,

Lwm hnub Peb tau yuav ib lub computer rau peb lub tsev thiab peb tau pom ib co teeb meem, uas kuv xav coj tuaj rau koj daim ntawv ceeb toom.

  1. Muaj ib lub pob 'pib' tab sis tsis muaj 'nres' khawm. Peb thov koj los xyuas qhov no.

  2. Ib qho tsis txaus siab yog qhov twg muaj 're-scooter' nyob rau hauv qhov system? Kuv pom tsuas yog rov ua dua ', tab sis kuv muaj ib lub scooter ntawm kuv lub tsev.

  3. Muaj 'Find' button tab sis nws tsis ua hauj lwm zoo. Kuv tus poj niam tau poob qhov rooj qhov rooj thiab peb tau sim ntau txoj hauv kev uas muaj qhov yuam kom 'nrhiav' khawm, tiam sis tsis muaj peev xwm ua raws li. Thov rectify qhov teeb meem no.

  4. Kuv tus menyuam kawm tau "Microsoft lo lus" tam sim no nws xav kawm "Microsoft kab lus", yog li thaum koj yuav muab qhov ntawd?

  5. Kuv yuav lub computer, CPU, nas thiab cov keyboard, tiam sis tsuas muaj ib lub cim uas qhia tias 'Kuv Lub Computer': Thaum twg koj yuav pov cov khoom seem?

  6. Nws yog ib qho uas tsimnyog tias qhov rais hais tias 'MY Pictures' tab sis tsis muaj ib daim duab ntawm kuv tus kheej. Yog li thaum twg koj yuav khaws kuv Diam duab nyob ntawd.

  7. Muaj 'MICROSOFT OFFICE' dab tsi txog 'MICROSOFT HOME' txij thaum kuv siv PC nyob hauv tsev xwb.

  8. Koj muab 'Kuv Cov Ntaub Ntawv Cov Ntaub Ntawv Tsis ntev los no'. Thaum twg koj yuav muab 'Kuv Cov Ntaub Ntawv Yav Dhau Los'?

  9. Koj muab 'My Network Places'. Rau Vajtswv sake thov tsis txhob 'Kuv lub qhov chaw zais'. Kuv tsis xav kom kuv tus poj niam paub qhov twg kuv mus tom qab kuv qhov chaw ua haujlwm.

  10. Qhov kawg ib '

Sir, nws lub npe hu li cas yog Gates, tab sis koj muag WINDOWS?

Kind regards,

ABC

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