Guy : Doctor, my Girlfriend is pregnant but we always use protection and the rubber never broke. How is it possible?

in #jokes7 years ago

Doctor : Let me tell you a story: "There was once a Hunter who always carried a gun wherever he went. One day he forgot to load bullets when he went out. A Lion suddenly jumped in front of him. In order to scare the Lion, the Hunter pointed the gun at him, and shot the Lion, and it fell dead!

Guy : Nonsense! Someone else must have shot the Lion..

Doctor : Good! You understood the story. Next patient please..

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