Dirty One Liner Jokes (part-5)

Q: What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?
A: Liquor in the front and poker in the back!

Q: What do you call a Spanish chick with no legs?
A: Cuntswaylow

Q: Why did the semen cross the road?
A: I wore the wrong socks today.

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide Easter eggs?
A: He doesn't want anyone knowing he's been fucking the chickens!

Q: What's the difference between a hair stylist and a nail stylist?
A: One does hand jobs and one does blow jobs!

Q: What is the difference between erotic and kinky?
A: Erotic is using a feather....kinky is using the whole chicken.

Q: When does a cub become a boy scout?
A: When he eats his first Brownie.

Q: What is the leading cause in death with lesbians? A: Hairballs.

Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
A: Wiped his ass.

Q: Did you hear about the butcher who backed into the meat grinder?
A: He got behind in his work.

Q: What do you get when cross a donkey and an onion?
A: a piece of ass that'll bring a tear to your eye!

Q: What does a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you're finished with the breast and thighs, all you have left is the greasy box to put your bone in.

Q: Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
A: Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Q: How do you embarrass an archaeologist?
A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.

Q: What did one broke hooker ask the other?
A: Lend me $10 till I'm on my back again.

Q: What's the difference between a redneck and poor white trash?
A: a redneck will knock his sister up; poor white trash will marry her.

Q: What is the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
A: Snowballs.

Q: What is the metric equivalent of 69?
A: 1 ate 1.

Q: What do you call a bunny with a crooked dick?
A: FUCKS FUNNY

Q: What's the difference between a Southern zoo and a Northern zoo?
A: A Southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage, along with a recipe.

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