A dad was putting his daughter to bed, and she said her nightly prayers

Good night mum, good night daddy, goodnight grandma, and goodbye grandpa." Puzzled, he asked why she said goodbye to grandpa instead of goodnight. The girl explained she felt it in her spirit. The next day, grandpa passed away.

Worried, the dad paid closer attention when she prayed. Months later, saying her prayers, the girl said, “Good night mum, good night daddy, goodbye grandma.” Puzzled, the father asked her why she said goodbye to grandma, but the girl said it was the right thing to say in her mind. Sadly, the following day, grandma passed away.

Two months later, when his wife was on a trip, the little girl praying said, "Goodnight mum, goodbye dad." On hearing this, the dad knew what was coming. Determined to survive, he prayed fervently. He stayed home, didn’t go out, and was very careful throughout the day. He figured out that if he survived past midnight, he would break the spell. And he did survive past midnight, and he was thankful.

Early the next morning, when his wife returned from the trip, as he was about narrating his ordeal, she shared a shocking news, saying, “You won’t believe what just happened—my boss died on our flight back to Florida.

I was having a conversation with my wife

Wife: I have a bag full of used clothing I'd like to donate.

Husband: Why not just throw it in the trash? That's much easier.

Wife: But there are poor starving people who can really use all these clothes.

Husband: Honey, anyone who fits into your clothing is not starving.

A man named Edward Gay booked a flight to visit his mother for Christmas

When he entered the airplane he noticed a man took his seat. Deciding he didn't want to make a scene and that the plane was going to be half empty anyway, he decided to take a random empty seat at the back of the plane.

A few minutes later a flight attendant approached the man that took his seat. "Hello, are you Gay?" asked the flight attendant. "Why yes I am", the man confusedly replied. "I'm sorry", said the flight attendant, "There's been a misunderstanding. You will have to leave this plane."

Edward Gay realized the flight attendant was talking about him. He stood up and said, "No, I'm Gay!". Another passenger immediately stood up and shouted, "That's right! I'm gay too! You can't kick us all out!".

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