ABBREVIATION PROBLEMS IN NIGERIA: Naiji no dy carry LAST

in #jokes7 years ago

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Some Nigerians can be very funny. I saw these abbreviations and it caught my attention.
Look at them .......

NAIRA - Never Allow Igbos Rule Again

PHCN - Problem Has Changed Name

HAUSA - House Animals Using Seat of Authority

APC - Association of Past Criminals

NYSC - Now Your Struggles Continue

PDP - People Deceiving People.

MTN - Maintain Total Nonsense

ABACHA - After Babangida Another Criminal Has Arrived

NEPA - Never Expect Power Again

BUHARI - Brought Unnecessary Hardship Among Reasonable Individuals.


NIGERIA IS SECOND TO NONE.

Na only for Naija e de happen o.....


Na only for Naija you go see fish inside "MEAT PIE"..
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Na only for Naija we dey count money after we withdraw am from ATM because we no even trust ATM machines.
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Na only for Naija PHCN dey say:-Win a brand new GENERATOR if you pay your NEPA bill...
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Na only for Naija people dey horn for traffic light make e quick change from Red to Green...
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Na only for Naija Pharmacy dey sell Coke, Recharge Card, Chin chin, Puff puff and beer.


Wetin you no see for Naija, you no fit see am anywhere for dis world...


Na only for Naija you go see one person dey use Bold5, X3, Ipad2 and Nokia N8 all at once while em mother dey sell groundnut for Junction.


Na only for Naija you go see mad man dey control traffic, people wey get sense dey obey.
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Na only for Naija you go see native doctor dey use laptop connected with MTN modem. Maybe they are now consulting the spirits online..
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Na only for Naija u go see a man selling a book from street to street that says HOW TO MAKE MONEY WITHOUT STRESS. I wonder why him no read d book.


I salute Nigerians...... Just laugh out that stress jhor.....
#MyNigeria
#YourNigeria
#OurNigeria
#MyCountry

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