The jokes

in #jokes6 years ago

I just read the story of a man who sold his kidney to sponsor his daughter's education, at the end the girl committed suicide because of her boyfriend.
May the land of the dead reject her spirit..

Lot's wife
I have been thinking... When Lot's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, Who looked back to confirm it's true?
Were there CCTV cameras as at that time?

Nurses
Please those of u studying nursing. Pharmacy and medicine. at what stage did they start teaching u people bad handwriting

Taxi stories
I seriously need to stop listening to peoples conversation in taxi 🚖, I once followed someone home just to hear the rest of the story.

Girls
Some Girls be like Baby I'm not feeling fine send me MTN 1K. What do you need airtime for? You want to recharge your Sickness?

Wife
There was once a wife so jealous that when her husband came home one night and she couldn't find hairs on his jackets she yelled at him, "Great, so now you're cheating on me with a bald woman!"

Ladies
At the age of 25 you cannot cook, wash clothes, sweep and you want men to love you for who you are...
My sister, please who are you??

Interview
CEO: What is your proffession?
ME: I‘m a monocotyledon cremator.
CEO:I have never heard of that before
ME:I roast maize sir
CEO:Get out of my office!!!

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