JOKE OF THE DAY
hello fellow steemitians laugh out the boredom with thess jokes
When I see lovers' names carved on a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.
5%. Names.Here is my brain composition:
3%. Phone numbers.
2%. Stuff I should know
For school.
90%. Song lyrics.
Police: where do you live?Police interrogation
• Boy: with my parents
Police: where do your parents live?
Boy: with me
Police: where do you all live?
Boy: together
Police: where is your house?
Boy: next to my neighbor’s house
Police: where is your neighbor’s house?
Boy: you won’t believe me if I tell you
Police: tell me!!
Boy: It’s next to my house.