Sunday joke

See a recent application letter from an applicant.

                 No.3 ekpetu street
                 P. O. Box 172,
                 Ijora, Lagos,
                 Nigeria.
                9th May, 2017.

Dear Sir,

APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT
I refer to the recent death of the Accountant at your office and hereby apply for the job as a replacement of the dead Accountant.

Each time I apply for employment, I get a reply that there is no vacancy but in this case, I have caught you red handed and you have no excuse because while I was in my hometown for holidays I heard the good news about his death so I quickly rushed back to attend the funeral to be sure that he was truly dead before applying.

Attached to my letter is a copy of my CV and his obituary photograph as proof of vacancy.

You can't lie to me this time. GIVE ME THE JOB!

                        Thank you.
                        Yours faithfully,
               Owoeye Micheal Ojo