Ganpat Rai

in #jokes6 years ago

Once Ganpat Rai, a man named, goes to an Englishman and requests his job.

After some time, the English officer summoned Ganat Rai in his room and said, 'Yes, the toad is bursting?' (Ganpat Rai)

Ganpat Roy spoke to the officer about the matter - no sir, not much tearing!

The British - not much? It is written in your application!

Ganpat Rai - Okay, my father, it is written, will be bursting!

English- Do you die? (You live in Delhi)

Ganpat Rai - No sir, sometimes!

The English- the gang is bursting, come here, sometimes speaks, look at your application that you are dead!

Ganpat Rai - Well, my father is written, then he will die!

After the interview, Ganpat is given a job on a condition that he will do all the work of the British officer's house which he will be called.

On the first day of the job, the British officer calls Ganpat Rai and says - Is the ass burst?

Ganpat Rai-ji owner!

Englishman: Today, Tumko has to do three things!

Ganpat Rai - Government of Makkah!

Englishman - You will first leave Amari daughter in school (will leave), then our wife sells to the market, and later we will have four chairs in the office.

Ganpat Rai - Sorry the government, your daughter and wife are fine, but I can not fuck you!

English (angry) - The ass is bursting, Tumko will have to fuck (leave) only!

Ganpat Rai - Do not oppress the government!

The English- the gang is bursting, if we do not beat you then we will remove Tumko from the job!

Ganpat Rai - Okay, the government is the dictator!

After a few days, the wife of the British officer was changing clothes, her bra's hook was broken, so she called Ganat Rai and she tells him - the ass bursts, come in!

Ganpat Rai-ji mistress!

Mistress- The ass is banging, beat the bull (knot) with our pine!

Ganpat Rai - What is this saying, mistress?

Mistress- The ass is bursting, quickly hit the bull (knot), we lie down!

Ganpat Rai - No, I do not mind, if I did this, sir would eat us raw!

Mistress- The ass is bursting, if Tumane did not hit our ass soon, then we would eat tumko raw!

Ganpat Rai - Well, the mistress, the spades!

As soon as Ganpat Rai puts a lump in the ass of the mistress, the mistress starts to shout- the ass is bursting, the ass is banging!

Ganpat Rai - Mem Saheb will die, so will the ass break!Logopit_1535514561057.jpg

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