Condoms

Preto- give a pack of condoms!

Sita shopkeeper- Which company's sister sister?

Preeto - Give good company to your sister's respect, and you do not become mama too.

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Celgell Salma said in a mall - Sorry, Sir, you can not smoke here.

Imran- But did I buy cigarettes from here?

Salma- Sir, we also sell condoms, but this does not mean that you will start fucking me here!

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Mallika Sherawat chemist from Saintha shopkeeper- brother, you have 12 inch condom?

Saints- Yes, Madam ji, you will meet!

Mallika - Well, keep this in my card.

Sritya- How many packets are they delivering to Madam?

Mallika- No! No! It's not like that.

Saints - then why have you given this card?

Mallika- If someone comes to buy, then send this card to me and send it to me!

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Pappu, who was studying in the fifth language, told his friend at school - I got the condom dropped in the balcony!

Fattu-condom I know but what happens to this child?

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Devotee - Baba is born every year, what should I do?

Baba- Have a condom.

Devotee- But that is what I think every time.

Baba- Divide also in the condom mohalla, grace is coming from there.

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New ad for condom

Wife: Do not Please today, today is my fast

Has arrived now

New manfores condom

'Sabudana flavor'

For fasting only ...
Now also in the fasting ..

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Salma went to Banta's shop, bid- a packet Kamasutra condom giving brother!

Banta asks in fun - what will you do with condom?

Salma will give anger to your father - so that he does not have the second chit like you!

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Salma and her friends were talking in class.

Nagma- I saw a condom on the head's desk.

Sultana - Yes I had seen it, but I had covered it in the eye.

Salma- Oh, sister's sister killed you! Kootin! Randiere! bitch!

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Condom flavors

On the day of honeymoon, Husband bought many flavors condoms.

Speak to the wife at night - I will put them on cocks, turn off the lights and put them in your mouth, you have to tell them a flavor of light without lighting.

Husband quote - Okay, you give it, I'll tell you.

After a while the husband closes the lights and

Wife quarrel - Darling, this is the flavor of Lund.

Husband - Owl's bundle, where is the condom still offered?

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