Try not to laugh with these jokes

Jokes:

1: How do you say diarrhea in Africa?
Abundant THE KAKA.

2: What is the best goalkeeper for?
The one from PARA-GUAY!

3: What is the country that first calls you and then scares you?
EE.UU

4: Hi, my name is Paco. And you?
No I do not.

5:
How does an eye laugh?
OJOJOJOJOJOJOJO !!

6: Robinson Cruso ... and they ran over him!

7: Are you dumb or what?
Me what. And you?

8: Do you live with your political father?
No, it's not political.

9:
How do you say "disappeared" in Chinese?
NOTOY

10:
The true meaning of "etc" is:

(To) write

(So ​​much

(C) ansa.

Hahaha

Put in the comments what was your favorite joke and vote.