The kid and the coffee shop owner

in #jokes7 years ago

A young boy enters a coffee shop and the owner whispers to one of his customers.

This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it you.

The shop owner puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks,

Which do you want, son?

The boy takes the quarters and leaves.

What did I tell you? said the shop owner. That kid never learns!

Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store.

Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?

The boy licked his cone and replied,

Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!


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This guy will graduate in business classes with the top grade ;)

Love the Slap Your Thigh Jokes..king of Corn...

You always post some funny jokes, thanks for sharing

he's not dumb after all hahahaha

haha, i know quite a few people that are very intelligent but play dumb to take advantage in life 😜😆 @mryuss

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