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☎👴Husband: My wife has disappeared! ... Yesterday she went shopping and has not yet returned home !!!
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☎👮Policy: I ask you the information to identify it, what is its height?
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☎👴Husband: Well, I'm not sure ... I think it's more than 1.5 meters tall.
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☎👮Police: and its weight?
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☎👴Husband: I do not know. She is not very skinny, although she is not very fat either.
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☎👮Police: eye color?
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☎👴Husband: I think they are brown. The truth, I never noticed.
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☎👮Police: hair color?
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☎👴Husband: Change 2 or 3 times a year. Maybe it's dyed chestnut now. Do not I remember well.
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☎👮Police: what clothes did you wear?
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☎👴Husband: I do not know, the last time I saw her she was naked, she may have worn pants or a short or a skirt. I do not know exactly.
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☎👮Police: what vehicle did you leave your home?
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☎👴Husband: He left in my truck.
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☎👮Police: what kind of truck is it?
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☎👴Husband: It is a Ford F150 King Ranch, model 2016, 4x4, with 5.0L V8 engine, with Customized lift kit and Fox Racing Shox shocks, transmission automatic, 8 Roll Bar, fog lights controlled from the interior and bi-zone climate control. It has brown leather armchairs, electronic with 6 positions. Touch screen with Android system, Spotify and Waze integrated, DVD, Blue-Ray, GPS, XM satellite radio receiver, 4G antenna with Wifi and, cooler in the center console, 6 coasters. I put him special alloy wheels and Cooper AT-3 all-terrain tires and I modified the xenon bulbs ...
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In this instance, the husband's voice began to choke with emotion.
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☎👮Husband: (sympathetically) Do not worry, brother! We're going to find your truck ...

Jokechallenge - The Week2 Word: Policeman By @gabriel.nclThe week2 word is: POLICE!