favorite Stupid Joke

A young boy is walking home. He passes through a park and hears a couple having sex. The man says “I love your pussy” and the girl says “you have a great dick”.

The curious boy asks them what dicks and pussies are. The man, trying to make up an excuse, says “er….they're others names for men and women”.

The boy continues home and passes a pharmacy which says ‘Condoms for sale inside’. The boy goes in and asks what a condom is. Again, trying to find a euphemism, the clerk says “um….it's a type of hat.”

The boy gets home. As the family is expecting visitors his Mum is putting makeup on. She smudges a bit and says “Shit!” The child asks what that means. Realising her mistake, the Mum hastily says “Oh it's….another name for makeup”.

The boy’s father is cooking a chicken for the guests, and he accidentally burns himself. He shouts “Fuck!” Again the boy asks what that word means. The father says “well…it means to cook”.

Anyway, the guests have arrived and as his parents are busy, the young boy opens the door and says:

“Hello dicks and pussies, let me take your condoms. My Mum is upstairs putting shit all over herself and my Dad is fucking the chicken.”