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One day a solider got married to a village girl but he could not have sex with his wife because he has to go abroad the same night. His wife was a total bitch and used to fuck the villagers. This went on for a long time, she had no tension about money nor the house as she used to live alone. She was living her life each day she was fucking someone to fulfill her sexual desire. Suddenly one fine evening, her husband came home from abroad without telling his wife as he wanted o surprise her. But she was having sex with other man in the house. She was frightened to hear the voice of husband, despite that she did not want to stop the sex. The she came up with an instant idea and said she was giving birth to a baby. She started to moan even louder and his husband was telling her to be calm and take deep long breath. After some time both came and there was AHHHH sound then there was no sound at all. So the husband insisted his wife to show him the baby and then she caught the mans dick and showed her husband. Then she opened the door and the man ran away from the window. Then the husband asked his wife where was his child then she replied he was dead and she could not bear the pain so she buried him in the backyard. Then the husband was soo happy he replied his wife, "You did the right thing our son looked like a dick."

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