joke of the day
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?
Because it was two-tired!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why was the math book sad?
Because it had too many problems.
What did one plate say to the other plate?
Dinner's on me!
Why did the tomato turn red?
Because it saw the salad dressing!
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Because he was always spotted!
Why did the coffee file a police report?
It got mugged!
Why don't skeletons fight each other?
They don't have the guts!
What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
Frostbite!
Why was the belt arrested?
For holding up a pair of pants!
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
A satisfactory!
Why did the bicycle fall over?
Because it was two-tired!
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?
In case he got a hole in one!
Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?
Because then they'd be called bagels!
Why did the scarecrow become a successful neurosurgeon?
Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the math book look sad?
Because it had too many problems!
Why don't scientists trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Because it was feeling crumbly!
What do you call fake spaghetti?
An impasta!
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field!