Security blind
Two chinese guards are standing on duty at the North of the Lakes border.
One guard turns to his colleague and asks:
Did you here about that scientist dying of that unknown pneumonia in Hubei province?
His colleague turns to him and says:
Yeah, do you know what it's called?
The first guard replies;
No, I have no clue, but I was told that if anyone dies, not to let any CORONER BY US!!!