WALKS INTO A BAR... TALKING DOG
A dog walks into a bar and hops up on a stool. He looks the bartender in the eye and says, "Hey, guess what? I can talk. Have you ever seen a talking dog before? How about a drink?"
The bartender thinks for a moment and says, "Sure, the toilet's right around the corner."
Sorry, but I'm expecting that someone will down-vote it due to non-original content.