The Burglar

in #joke • 8 years ago

Get this," said one drinker to his friends at the bar. "Last night while I was here with you guys, a burglar broke into my house."

"Did he get anything?" his friends asked.

"Yeah... a broken jaw, two teeth knocked out, and a pair of broken nuts. The wife thought it was me coming home drunk."

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