Her Worrisome Jerk

Her Worrisome Jerk always had with them a wig that they would try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a fairly unusual undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who feels it was fun. Honestly, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

Her Worrisome Jerk had a lava lamp that they would sometimes eat. This is certainly a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the item opted for.

Her Worrisome Jerk desperately looked for a custard pie that they sometimes smash. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Jerk, who feels that this idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the chosen item.

Her Worrisome Jerk needed a set square to experiment on. One might consider this to be a fairly weird action, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square was the thing that was selected.

Her Worrisome Jerk searched for a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an astonishing idea, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was sublime. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

Her Worrisome Jerk desperately desired a little monkey that they would try to balance on their head. It should have been a funny approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea is awesome. Bizarrely, a little monkey is the item to choose.