My Determined Jerk

My Determined Jerk looked for a sponge that they would often break. One might consider this to be an odd operation, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was magnificent. Strangely, a sponge being the item selected.

My Determined Jerk desperately needed a can of Dr Pepper to sit and look at. It should have been an original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper being the item opted for.

My Determined Jerk had a radiator to drop. It would be a new exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.

My Determined Jerk desperately needed a toilet brush that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is an extraordinary undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

My Determined Jerk craved for a set square that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a set square being the item opted for.

My Determined Jerk searched for a lava lamp that they would occasionally break. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp is the thing to opt for.