A Handsome Jerk

A Handsome Jerk looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a peculiar action, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea was spectacular. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

A Handsome Jerk desperately craved for a helmet that they would occasionally smash. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a helmet being the thing selected.

A Handsome Jerk carried a lava lamp that they would embrace. One might find this to be an original idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was epic. Strangely, a lava lamp having that done to it

A Handsome Jerk had a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly strange activity, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand being the thing opted for.

A Handsome Jerk craved for a cheese grater that they would often cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly new exercise, to most, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it was stunning. Who would have thought, a cheese grater would be the item that was chosen.

A Handsome Jerk looked for a stretchman that they liked to annihilate It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.