A Yellow Jerk

A Yellow Jerk desired a painting of a melon to sleep with. It is a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Jerk, who felt it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon being the item opted for.

A Yellow Jerk always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often break. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to opt for.

A Yellow Jerk needed a helmet to share. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who expected it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet being the chosen item.

A Yellow Jerk wanted a CD player to rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player being the thing opted for.

A Yellow Jerk desperately looked for a CD player that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary action, to me, but not to the Jerk, who expected that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player is the thing to select.

A Yellow Jerk wanted a bottle of coke that they sometimes annihilate It was considered to be a strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea is sublime. A bottle of coke would be the thing that was opted for.