Boring Jerk

Boring Jerk desired a tomato that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It would be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to you and me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato was the item that was selected.

Boring Jerk desperately wanted a cucumber that they would often demolish. It would be a curious activity, to you, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Boring Jerk had a set of lego that they would sometimes sit and look at. It is a weird and wonderful operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who considered it was spectacular. Strangely, a set of lego having that done to it

Boring Jerk had a spade that they liked to try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a fairly strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a spade being the chosen item.

Boring Jerk desperately needed a stretchman that they would occasionally put on his head. It would be a somewhat surprising activity, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who expected that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a stretchman being the item selected.

Boring Jerk carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to balance on their head. It should have been a surprising undertaking, to my children, but not to the Jerk, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to choose.