The Hungry Jerk

The Hungry Jerk owned a stretchman that they sometimes annihilate One might find this to be an unusual operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Hungry Jerk needed a teapot to break. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Hungry Jerk always carried a sponge that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the thing to opt for.

The Hungry Jerk searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes break. It should have been a different exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon is the thing to select.

The Hungry Jerk needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes hug. It might be a fairly surprising exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who considered that this idea was stunning. Remarkably, a bag of poop being the chosen thing.

The Hungry Jerk desperately desired a radiator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be an exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Jerk, who felt that this idea is wonderous. Honestly, a radiator is the thing to opt for.