The Bewildered Jerk

The Bewildered Jerk desperately needed a pint of cider that they liked to try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Jerk desperately craved for a wig that they liked to hug. It might have been a fairly weird suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Jerk, who felt it was spectacular. A wig is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Jerk looked for a crown that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a bizarre operation, to me, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Strangely, a crown is the item to select.

The Bewildered Jerk desperately wanted a bottle of beer that they would often smash. It would have been a fairly odd proposal, to my mum, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was stunning. A bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

The Bewildered Jerk wanted a helmet that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to some, but not to the Jerk, who thought that this idea was exciting. A helmet would be the chosen thing.

The Bewildered Jerk often carried a painting of a melon that they would demolish. It was an exciting approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Jerk, who expected it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.