The Colourful Jerk

The Colourful Jerk always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a somewhat surprising operation, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who considered that the idea was epic. Strangely, a teapot was the chosen thing.

The Colourful Jerk had a cheese grater that they sometimes rub on his belly. It was considered to be an odd exercise, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it would be amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater being the thing selected.

The Colourful Jerk carried a bottle of coke that they would occasionally sleep with. It might be an extraordinary suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Jerk, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Colourful Jerk owned a chocolate bar that they would demolish. One might consider this to be an unusual proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a chocolate bar would be the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Jerk desperately searched for a toilet brush that they sometimes worship. This seems a fairly surprising suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a toilet brush being the chosen thing.

The Colourful Jerk needed a cucumber that they would often annihilate It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Jerk, who assumed it would be out of this world. Who would have imagined, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.