A Determined Jerk

A Determined Jerk desperately needed a mug that they would occasionally worship. This might appear to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my dad, but not to the Jerk, who thought that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a mug being the item opted for.

A Determined Jerk found a stretchman that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It was a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea is awe-inspring. A stretchman was the item that was chosen.

A Determined Jerk often carried a stapler that they would sometimes break. It is a fairly weird suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a stapler being the thing opted for.

A Determined Jerk wanted a set of lego that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be an odd thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Jerk, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set of lego being the thing selected.

A Determined Jerk desperately needed a set square that they would share. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Jerk, who feels that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a set square was the thing that was selected.

A Determined Jerk always had with them a wig that they would smash. This might appear to be a fairly unusual suggestion, to me, but not to the Jerk, who thinks that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a wig being the chosen item.