_{Janes Birdie V2/steemit coagulator :: 05/04/2023}

1. 05/04/2023 :
   11:30:31: : well i am too weak i cant handle this

   ...

   20 years

   i have no idea what comes next

   i hope he still sleeps when the vet gets here

   guess theres egoism after all
   _{cmdr Gato}
   08:36:38: : yea i hurd already

   they know armenians and indonesian men will cut my head off

   that was AFTER jeremy de neger was gonna burn my house down

   kill me

   and

   cut my head of with the friends from the city

   sorry maat

   TE LAAT

   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   08:13:44: : put on an act and smile

   catham joker doesnt smile because its funny

   they always said it was one anyway

   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   08:13:14: : and then
   _Mel
   08:02:24: : i dont feel the human logic

   look around the family

   uncle-worked-hard gets parkinsons at 60

   gets to die shitting himself not knowing where he is after a life of dedication to the wife and kid

   aunt gets morfine for the pain - takes it daily stretches out

   then uses it to kill herself once she sees niece is finally in a safe place

   uncle drinks himself into obliteration

   one

   two

   grandma goes through two husbands and a band of psychopath kids -1 gets alzheimerz

   loses her mind in the very room i sleep in right now when the addamses are here

   grandma get some blood disease no one can identify back then

   via dolorosa 20+ years

   i want him with me

   i want to have his soul with me

   so we can meet up at the end of time

   where everything exists

   everything exists only at the end of time

   and then the humans ?

   i bet pavlov gnome will be

   "and now back to life"

   we'll sit out the chaos and watch the humans fall apart

   and sweden and the templars can have advice

   introduce a little
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   07:57:37: : you are in a terrible state
   _Mel
   07:46:26: : we'll join the templars and sweden as independent contractors

   thats final

   no debate
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   07:44:13: : i dont know them

   if some stranger has to come to give a shot for 150 euros

   i dont really get that

   if the one drop doesnt even make him sleep

   i kinda get what they did

   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   07:43:19: : they'll never understand
   _Mel
   07:43:05: : im not as weak as human that i cant see this through

   i dont want a stranger to do it

   and i dont want him to be in some alien environment with strange creatures around

   in the last week i can feel tumors everywhere its like they planted it before they left

   but whats sure is

   the day they opened this road he didnt go outside

   when i put him he's trotting all day, slemping as it is

   by the time they close it it'l be too late

   humans are the enemy

   if they lied about the medication hes gonna suffer too now

   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   07:40:27: : they'll never understand
   _Mel
   07:40:13: : i think lasciate

   but theres something off

   one drip is like 10x

   hes not even sleeping do you think this human filth has lied to us again

   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   04:39:42: : i hate orders but let me issue one

   no one is allowed to become human
   _{cmdr Gato}
   04:20:10: : my soul is lava - like what, fucking kevorkian ?
   _{cmdr Gato}
   04:19:41: : can give him one or two drops instead of have a stranger do it - this is clearly not going to come back
   _Mel
   04:10:52: : how weak we are
   _{cmdr Gato}
   04:10:35: : horribly amazing
   _{cmdr Gato}

2. 05/03/2023 :
   19:27:40: : cat certainly is dying

   this is really bad
   
   _MrMalice
   19:26:25: : nothing

   caroline just set us off

   im not sure i can do the cat myself

   im just very sure i dont want anyone else to do it
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   19:25:24: : suddenly everything went

   the cat is dying tho

   and theres only gatland to blame

   what does a a nut blue angel have to do with that
   
   _Mel
   19:11:55: : no erpe-mere

   what part of that was misunderstood ?
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   19:11:24: : agree

   but shes still caroline
   
   _AlleyCat
   19:10:57: : the dog is friendly to a total stranger but doesnt attack the guy her ex blue angel bf beat to a pulp

   call odds
   _{Syntax Error}
   16:19:01: : we can swap scars
   _{cmdr Gato}
   16:18:43: : this is fairly hard
   _AlleyCat
   16:18:22: : his choice

   we will abide
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   15:03:46: : its his choice and i dont want a stranger to do it
   _{cmdr Gato}
   15:03:23: : this is fairly hard
   _AlleyCat
   09:50:06: : we will accomodate the local psychopaths later
   _{cmdr Gato}
   09:49:50: : it doesnt, compared to yesterday it almost looks like tomorrow
   _Mel
   09:49:31: : that doesnt look like 2 or 3 weeks
   _{cmdr Gato}
   05:44:39: : saving energy in iGAT ...

   een groene long voor 5km² betong en een lage emissie zone next to the harbour pumping fumes at twice before

   the planet is saved, all thanks to topminister and the boys

   (en GAT)

   obviously

   i wanna smack a jesusfucker for not saving my cat

   its obviously a fraud

   the muslims too

   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   05:43:17: : automated smartGAT
   _MrMalice
   05:42:55: : mm

   its probably a while since we havent been outside much nights with cat sick

   but i noticed for a few days now : it starts dawning and they turn on the streetlights which have been out all night.

   
   _{Syntax Error}

3. 05/02/2023 :
   18:57:36: : no fact check so

   but it IS indeed as projected one of the worst case scenarios

   thinking you are in control

   the man who sold the world, roadrunner Joe

   .. nukes for sale in Antwerp does sound a bit bad now the capital is 50% boko haram, 50% IS and 50% albanian

   anyhoo-if thats the case nothing we can do

   i wonder when they come to their senses about "the great allies"

   my guess is

   "te laat"

   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   18:55:38: : hm

   in that case Calabria gets 5% of the gazprom nukes ...

   :)

   hello Antwerp heh

   thats a bit faster than one wanted
   _MrMalice
   18:54:49: : mhm, upset balance of power to bring america back, worst case scenario : putin gets actually dethroned, russia goes into civl war with five to ten factions, each a part of the army AND the nukes ... i saw - i think its trying to STILL get reaction,

   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   18:53:48: : some buzz crept into the cables, no fact check it sounds like what El Gato projected over a year ago, cmdr
   _Mel
   15:18:45: : and whatever it is he was jumping on and off the table in the morning when the meat got fried right up until they left and the rest started going down once they opened up the street ...
   theres only one way this points ...

   so

   STAY AWAY
   _AlleyCat
   15:07:38: : its our pain to bear , watch and take care , we are not so weak as to avoid seeing it through

   and we dont need mundanes to tell us how its done

   we saw what you did to the place

   we KNOW what your advice is worth
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   15:06:27: : cut
   _Mel
   15:06:13: : hey theres a guy here who bumps into everything, barely lifts his legs, cant remember shit and basically doesnt eat

   maybe ... they should ...
   
   _MrMalice
   15:05:36: : not to save humanity, we are one at that

   no need
   
   _AlleyCat
   15:05:11: : we wont have to explain why i suppose
   _Mel
   15:04:57: : hmm, i was talking mundanes, same pattern all over

   like giving money to a beggar to feel good but lying about helping someone out , or saving the children by clearing the internet that shit that embarrasses them.

   donating to charities that fund african warlords to mine shit to buy 5 smartphones and 3 cars per house

   and lying about it to themselves

   its just one pattern , its not like they have many

   to avoid their own embarrassment, trouble and pain

   its what they do

   no thinking either, b/c someone once told them how its done

   zombies

   filth covering the planet

   it should be clear that free will is the highest good since not even the sun has it

   not even the galaxy

   as long as he shows he wants to eat, pet and go outside, sleep cosy we take that as the will to live

   sanseveria should do better starting to think about who did what

   and we

   at this point i would consider dating again a noble-prize level bio-engineer , or two if they agree and get along

   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   15:01:01: : at this rate my guess would be 2 to 3 weeks
   _Mel
   15:00:38: : ...
   _{cmdr Gato}

4. 05/01/2023 :
   13:16:18: : cat doesnt wanna go outside again, since they opened it up here its been bad ... so i guess no vote vur de gemintjeroad . I still suspect neanderthal gatlanders from having tried to poison him ...
   _AlleyCat
   13:15:29: : yea, it feels like "gatland dick up my ass" in a place where civil rights are for negers, flikken en alkolike wijventoekers (en zotuizen op de ziekekas natuurlijk)
   _MrMalice
   13:14:48: : why do i get the feeling privacy has been raped beyond all acknowledgement of any privacy laws by retard inbreeds who would invoke them over coffee
   _{cmdr Gato}
5. 04/29/2023 :
   12:57:02: : i still think they're daft enough to assume we would help out to save the planet from exploding after all they did instead of telling them "GAT DA MOR NI MOETEN DOEN EN GE MOEJT LUISTEREN!"
   _MrMalice
   12:55:34: : i wonder if they forget we assume all of this is being read too

   het is EEN GAT after all

   more soviet than soviet
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   12:54:57: : ah, always nice to see how they acknowledge the kid taught himself to read before school but for some reason turned stupid when he refused past the age of 12 b/c he didnt wanna be his grades and it felt his grades got the facebook likes

   and then like "o but you dont have"

   and forget that until the last 4 months no test was failed and if officer GAT-van GINJER didnt do what it did (obvious police involvement with the mysteriously appearing passport in gatland)

   that for 3 years we DID get all that law and shit and everything we did by ourselves , but just dont have the final paper stamped by state

   strange - like when you correct someone with 3 uni's and they go like "BUT IHAVE A DEGREE!"

   ?
   _MrMalice
   12:48:32: : what kind of Freyjas cat would we be if we couldnt even do that, Watson ?
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   12:48:10: : hm

   there certainly is a hole somewhere and its epicenter lies within GAT
   _{Syntax Error}
   12:44:45: : short of further deduction and since its only opened enough to slide a cam in on one side of one side, none of the contents seem to be tampered with , the delivery person is mostly always someone else so that seems unlikely (tho not ruled out according to Holmes, Spock et al) so geolocation would by probability point at the regional sorting center or local office ... unless theres some kind of standing soviet stasi order that says "package for house x have to be passed by officer GAT first"
   but since its only bpost it reeks a bit more of intermediate poking

   ...

   sadly theres not much WE can proof, tho from the other side that would probably already be enough

   genre "ZE ZEGGEN" dagir lupt te spiejchelen

   ahja wie ?

   "da wete we ni ZETJ A MOR ISH TEGEN DE MUUR KOM EN MOKT A ZAKKEN LEEG"

   soviet

   gat

   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   12:33:47: : sadly that doesnt even come over like sarcasm anymore
   _AlleyCat
   12:33:31: : we dont have civil rights, civil rights are for wijventoekers die neig weirken en zuipen en afval van de wereld die ir gratis paniejlen krijgt
   _{cmdr Gato}
   12:32:49: : always reminds me of that constitutional entry where we were like "o thats a nice way of saying "doesnt apply to emails or sms"

   briefgeheim op "vertrouwd aan de post"
   _AlleyCat
   12:11:37: : the supplement smells like curry powder, i guess we can scrap that one, no cat aint gonna fall for that
   
   _AlleyCat
   12:11:11: : ofcourse, but i am not the cops and the thing is , just like with FNAQ packets those boxes are glued shot, that doesnt drop open on one half side from dropping without leaving a single dent or mark on the cardboard box - .. so either they didnt glue it at medpets or it was pried open underway, for whatever reason those are the almost undeniables + its 100% bpost when that happens so far.

   Thats all there is to say about it. Remember in soviet hole when they called on national propa-tv for all mailmen to report "suspicious people" ?

   that was years ago

   i mean like "suspicious people"

   everyone i see passing by the house fits that

   anyhoo - it happened again, it was bpost again thats all there is to say about it

   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   12:08:54: : you know what they'll say
   _Mel
   11:58:34: : statistical empirical of all occurences 100% bpost indeed
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   11:58:08: : bpost
   _AlleyCat
   11:57:58: : mail was opened again on one side , as if for a peek with a cam or something, fucking soviet shithole . There seems to be one constant to this.
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   01:50:41: : heh

   i think when baby-hamas is past their mid-teens and all the elders here are REALLY old ?

   thats when the real fun starts :)

   unless the place turns swedish or something which seems unlikely with 25% of the gov't being grownup hamas lol

   sad , how it went from social work to stuck in gat

   i think by then, IF addams 1&2 dont sell the house from under our ass and we have to live in a box we REALLY need to invest in more cams and barb wire
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   01:48:59: : hm

   i think we witnessed first-hand the only perk this drive-through road has now : baby-hamas cant use it as a parking lot, soccer street or van uitlokkertje spelen anymore.

   
   _MrMalice

6. 04/28/2023 :
   03:28:21: : as always
   _{cmdr Gato}
   03:28:05: : twelve monkey then ?
   _Mel
   03:25:55: : add but do nothing

   let them build a LI-ON railroad towards 2030

   and stay out
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   03:25:09: : commander ?

   shall i blame the afghans

   or

   the ukranians

   on top of gat ?

   (for this)

   please add
   
   _Mel

7. 04/27/2023 :
   02:54:37: : to get refugees who arent refugees but citizens faster from croatia to Calais ? (and preserve 30% of the 80% needed in 6 years AND (maybe)(partly)(half)(not)(schrappen wat niet past) cut carbon by trainsmission by 40 years past deadline ...

   Well it doesnt really matter since all that matters is getting elected until it caves i suppose
   
   _MrMalice
   02:52:51: : thought i misread but its an actual railroad network like back in the jp morgan days
   _{cmdr Gato}

8. 04/26/2023 :
   07:11:37: : and pavlov gnome still at it
   _Mel
   06:30:22: : pavlov gnome still at it
   _Mel
9. 04/25/2023 :
   19:37:31: : 3 tubes huh

   thats a very rare find in this place
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   19:37:15: : cat feeling better is all i would want so today was all good (xept the 1001 usual things ofcourse b/C its here)

   
   _AlleyCat
   19:36:28: : while searching for candles the goddess has blessed you:

   you have acquired : "3 tubes of never opened superglue"

   i think that spells "try again"
   
   _Mel
   17:49:37: : i guess we can do something that changes nothing but the visuals then tomorrow , assuming its kitten-weather ...

   reborn in five seconds

   amazing

   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   17:48:52: : o

   you have acquired "€150 katsjoe"
   _Mel
   17:34:41: : "but thats not the same" :)
   
   _{cmdr Gato}
   17:34:25: : tasty !

   and then i says (again) i know all the conversations

   and it goes like bla!

   and i says thats one of the easiest answers :

   "can YOU stop being normal for a few years so you know what it is you're asking"

   and ofcourse it goes
   
   _AlleyCat
   17:21:56: : apparently the answer to Watson is "laurent garnier"

   :)

   qed

   dinners ready
   _{cmdr Gato}
   17:21:31: : space elevator
   _AlleyCat
   17:21:22: : more proof (other than "we will cut emission by 30 years past the deadline) ?

   i say spider silk you think
   _{cmdr Gato}
   16:38:14: : aah

   there seems to be as so many times the inevitable deduction

when you say "DYS functional

you mean "to our needs"

theres a few more but we'll just let the planet have you

if you think you have time for us

...

think about it this way, we'll explain in a way a colliflower minus 5 can get :

YOU can drink beer and cola (right?)

but your cars radiator wont run on gasoline

there will be plenty of gasoline

now if you dont mind

the house doesnt clean itself

_{cmdr Gato}

04/24/2023 :
20:10:20: : well the glue seems to be non steam proof, it came loose , thats 3 days ? you have delevelled 10 points in bathroom plumbing on the fly ...

And i think it was the last too, and a few years old
... BUT MORE PRESSING, its almost like someones been trying to poison the cat

and in this hole you cant even know who because more than half of them would be capable of it

for their precious garden fantasies or something, WHILE ITS FUCKING RIDDLED WITH RATS

old bats, imported cavemen and religious nuts

AND hes scared to go outside since they opened the highway

now the hole is completely done for

that woudl be the total cherry on top, nothing left but vendettas

i guess the shower will require googling, OOOOOrr a rope and a nail through the ceiling to hang it from , knowing the money they got i kinda dont feel like paying for it until i see the deed to the house so at least im sure they wont sell it from under my ass and its cardboard box for all of us

...

this highway is gonna be open til december , i suggest we stay away from humans until then right away

_{cmdr Gato}