SUPER BULLY WOMEN

Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar!!
I've only heard of 'bully-women' but I never saw one but today, I see one wey pass bully. Jejely I sit inside Abeokuta bus waiting for my 'co-goers' to fill the bus. I brought out my phone to reply some messages not long after I heard sontin laik:
Awon iyalaya we ( your great grand mothers). Lo and behold!! That was the voice of the 'bully-woman'. I looked outta the window to see what's up. What's up??!! A battery was up.
A car battery was up on her head. She continued:
"O pe iyana Ipaja under bridge owa lo jawale ni iwaju oja ( called iyana Ipaja under bridge and went to drop us at the market entrance). She adjusted her gown ( maybe preparing snap a kick), trust me nobody went close to her.
As much as I know she took the battery away. Only Allah knows how they are going to settle it.