Get to know me. It just might save your life.

I can't tell if it stinks in here or if that's how the inside of my nose smells today.

I never have money when the things I want go on sale.

I don't notice that my clothes smell sour until after I'm at work and it's too late to do anything about it.

I like to wear cool shoes but then everyone knows which bathroom stall I'm in.

Speaking of bathrooms, I hate coming out of the bathroom smelling like air freshener because everybody knows why.

I have been drinking out of a moldy cup for the last two days. I put a lemon in my sports cup and put the top on, so I've been sipping on this water for two or three days without taking the top off to look inside the cup. I forgot I put lemon in there and I guess the rotting lemon molded up the inside of the cup. I can't tell if I'm having a reaction because of the mold or because I'm grossed out.

If I don't post anything tomorrow, I had a for real reaction.

I have no idea what I'm going to be posting. I am without direction. Rudderless.

I like to tell jokes, share stories, and post photos so maybe that's what you'll see here.

I typically root for the underdog but I spell it underdawg because that's how I roll yall.